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1/9/08
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So then I was liek, " So I herd u liek mudkipz?"

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I've been having a series of wierd dreams lately, all involving sex.

1. I was in a hospital bed with a black woman by my side. All of a sudden, she falls down on the floor in front of the bed, and a dog's penis comes flying in and starts fucking her.

2. I was on the side of a small, sorta-busy road with a barber shop beside it. I saw a naked girl and started squeezing her boobs and then proceeded to finger her, but her vagina turned into chuck meat after a while. Like, actual chuck meat.

3. I was on a park bench and this black girl from school started fucking me out of nowhere.

4. I was in the school's locker room fucking a girl from school with all the guy's watching us.

Why the fuck am I having these dreams?

Recent Game Medals

Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel Go to game.
Child Chomper 5 Points 01 - Eat kid Go to game.
Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick) Go to game.
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls Go to game.
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown Go to game.
Come get some! 10 Points killed 300 zombies. Go to game.
Trained to perfection 25 Points Coop shooter mastered a weapon use. Go to game.
The End The Game 100 Points Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels! Go to game.
Charged With Battery 50 Points Finish two thirds of the levels. Go to game.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points Finish one third of the levels. Go to game.

Total Medals Earned: 267 (From 38 different games.)