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Longhorn97

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Texas
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So then I was liek, " So I herd u liek mudkipz?"

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Dreams, dreams, dreams

Posted by Longhorn97 Oct. 21, 2009 @ 5:42 PM EDT

I've been having a series of wierd dreams lately, all involving sex.

1. I was in a hospital bed with a black woman by my side. All of a sudden, she falls down on the floor in front of the bed, and a dog's penis comes flying in and starts fucking her.

2. I was on the side of a small, sorta-busy road with a barber shop beside it. I saw a naked girl and started squeezing her boobs and then proceeded to finger her, but her vagina turned into chuck meat after a while. Like, actual chuck meat.

3. I was on a park bench and this black girl from school started fucking me out of nowhere.

4. I was in the school's locker room fucking a girl from school with all the guy's watching us.

Why the fuck am I having these dreams?

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