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Longhorn97

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Texas
Job: Student

So then I was liek, " So I herd u liek mudkipz?"

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1/9/08

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Dreams, dreams, dreams

Posted by Longhorn97 Oct. 21, 2009 @ 5:42 PM EDT

I've been having a series of wierd dreams lately, all involving sex.

1. I was in a hospital bed with a black woman by my side. All of a sudden, she falls down on the floor in front of the bed, and a dog's penis comes flying in and starts fucking her.

2. I was on the side of a small, sorta-busy road with a barber shop beside it. I saw a naked girl and started squeezing her boobs and then proceeded to finger her, but her vagina turned into chuck meat after a while. Like, actual chuck meat.

3. I was on a park bench and this black girl from school started fucking me out of nowhere.

4. I was in the school's locker room fucking a girl from school with all the guy's watching us.

Why the fuck am I having these dreams?

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A Poem

Posted by Longhorn97 Feb. 9, 2009 @ 10:11 PM EST

A poem about a girl I like <3.
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My love for you is vast,
I know I've done some things to hurt you in the past.
I know you think i'm not so cool,
I know you think I'm some kind of fool,
But I can change.

I can change into someone new,
Just for you.

You're not a preppy bitch,
You're not a whiny snitch,
You're not who you think you are,
You're the best person I've met in my life so far.

The dance is drawing near,
And I'm hiding in fear,
Of what everybody will think of me,
Just sitting down with a smile across my face,
Thinking of you.
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I swear this was all from me.
Also, first poem.

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IT GOES

Posted by Longhorn97 Nov. 25, 2008 @ 4:08 PM EST

ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON.

I fucking love you Journey.

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Cocks.

Posted by Longhorn97 Sep. 24, 2008 @ 1:09 PM EDT

Ok? Cocks.

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New banner

Posted by Longhorn97 Sep. 7, 2008 @ 2:29 AM EDT

<3.

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Banner Problems

Posted by Longhorn97 Aug. 25, 2008 @ 8:42 AM EDT

I'm trying to upload a banner for my userpage, but it says it's not a .jpeg, and it is. Help?

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I WANT IT ALL

Posted by Longhorn97 Aug. 19, 2008 @ 5:36 PM EDT

I WANT IT ALLLLL, I WANT IT ALLLLLL, AND I WANT IT NOW.

*GUITAR RIFF*
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I GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOOOOOOT A SOLDIER. I GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOOOOOOT A SOLDIER. I GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOOOOOOT A SOLDIER.
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IF YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE.
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TWO PEOPLE WENT UNDER A DOCK, AND THERE THEY SAW, A ROCK! BUT IT WASN'T A ROCK, IT WAS, ROCK LOBSTA!

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My Youtube Account

Posted by Longhorn97 Jun. 19, 2008 @ 4:52 PM EDT

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Please watch my videos and subscribe if you like them. I promise homemade videos will be coming soon.

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SUMMER!!!

Posted by Longhorn97 May. 24, 2008 @ 11:16 AM EDT

I'm off this monday and we get out of school this Friday!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

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Now your a Hero...

Posted by Longhorn97 Apr. 12, 2008 @ 9:24 PM EDT

You manged to beat the whole damn ga-me.
We're happy you made but
What are you going to do with the rest of the d-ay.

Maybe watch a video

Or press refresh and start again.

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