Penis.

Care to discuss?

My password is...

*ERROR* ITERNAL SERVER PROGRAM FOUND 500 TRACES OF VIRUSES ON YOUR COMPUTER AND MUST BE BURNED IN A FIRE.

YOU CAN ONLY SAVE IT IF YOU DO A BARREL ROLL WHILE GIVING A BLACK MAN FRIED CHICKEN, NAKED, WHILE LETTING HIM RAPE YOU IN THE ASS, WHILE GRABBING HIS COCK AND SHOOPING WITH MAGIKARP USING HYPERBEAM.

I'm banned! I don't know why. What the fuck did I do?

PISS in my ASS while SHITING on my chest and sucking my FUCKING SHIT COCK. ASSHOLE SHITFACE COCKLICKER FUCK me hard up my ASS.

Going to Galveston for Spring Break. You know the one with the hurricane that killed thousands of people? Yeah, that's the one.

I have officialy changed to FAB! I love it. It's awesome,and it helps me blend in with the cool users.

Hello fellow 'Grounders!

First off, I AM AN 06'er! I just never signed up 'till a while back. I have been here when you could post story threads, when the old design was active, and the pop-up profiles people had.

Second, check out this awesome music site! Anywhere.fm
It's F.A.B. (Fucking Amazing, Bitch!).

One day on the NG BBS, a small lad signed up, about 9 or so. He posted an Introduction Thread, and got flamed quite badly. After the Introduction Thread, he made a thread about his adventure at school. He said that some kid stole his money for ice cream, so he told the teacher and the theif got in trouble. One regular posted, "You should've grabbed his cock".

He asked his mother, " Mommy, what's a cock?". She replied with, "A rooster".

A regular posted a masturbation thread saying, "So I was rubbing my dick". He posted in it, "What's a dick?". Again, he got flamed. Hard.

He asked his mother, " Mommy, what's a dick?". She replied with, "Your father".

After that, a noob posted a spam thread saying, "Lol Penis". The noob got flamed. Hard. The small lad didn't want to post in it because he didn't want to be insulted again.

He asked his mother, "Mommy, what's a penis?". She couldn't think of an excuse, so she decided it was time for "The Talk".

She told him all about the wonders of sex. Anal, Intercourse, Oral. How babies are made, what a condom is, how to masturbate. Everything.

After that, he went in his room to masturbate. He spit on his hand, and started rubbing away.

After that, his dad was home. The lad said, "Daddy, Daddy! I know what a dick is!". The dad replied with, "Do you, now?". The lad said, "Yep! Mommy told me. She said your a dick!"
The father beat the son and wife. Hard.

After growing older, the lad started having sex. It was and adventure, indeed. But he forgot to wear a condom. So, the woman got pregnant.

After a while, the lad died of a Heart Attack.

TEH END

Alright. I am starting a new thig called The Faggot List. It's about all the fags on Newgrounds that are dumbasses, unfunny noobs, and other faggot stuff you can think of. Well, lets get started.

TokyoExplosion: For stealing a flash game that made Frontpage and Top 50.

Whipstickgostop: For leavig reveiws in animations saying, "OMG FREE CRAP THAT FREE FREE FREE LOLOL GO THERE FREE NOBODY FUCKING CARES". (I can't find his Userpage, but do you really need it?)

More to come. VERY soon...

You are fucking awesome! I love you, in a non-gay kinda way.

My dog wants to hump you.