One day on the NG BBS, a small lad signed up, about 9 or so. He posted an Introduction Thread, and got flamed quite badly. After the Introduction Thread, he made a thread about his adventure at school. He said that some kid stole his money for ice cream, so he told the teacher and the theif got in trouble. One regular posted, "You should've grabbed his cock".

He asked his mother, " Mommy, what's a cock?". She replied with, "A rooster".

A regular posted a masturbation thread saying, "So I was rubbing my dick". He posted in it, "What's a dick?". Again, he got flamed. Hard.

He asked his mother, " Mommy, what's a dick?". She replied with, "Your father".

After that, a noob posted a spam thread saying, "Lol Penis". The noob got flamed. Hard. The small lad didn't want to post in it because he didn't want to be insulted again.

He asked his mother, "Mommy, what's a penis?". She couldn't think of an excuse, so she decided it was time for "The Talk".

She told him all about the wonders of sex. Anal, Intercourse, Oral. How babies are made, what a condom is, how to masturbate. Everything.

After that, he went in his room to masturbate. He spit on his hand, and started rubbing away.

After that, his dad was home. The lad said, "Daddy, Daddy! I know what a dick is!". The dad replied with, "Do you, now?". The lad said, "Yep! Mommy told me. She said your a dick!"
The father beat the son and wife. Hard.

After growing older, the lad started having sex. It was and adventure, indeed. But he forgot to wear a condom. So, the woman got pregnant.

After a while, the lad died of a Heart Attack.

TEH END